1 Someone who says/does something cute/sweet on the
Internet, hence the lower case 'e', like in email.

2
Someone who has a cute MySpace/Xanga/whatever picture, that you have never met, and only know over the Internet.

3
When used towards someone you know in REAL life, NOT the Internet, it means they ae emo cute.

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation

Creatures that were made to ruin your life and to make you miserable forever. They do not approve of urban dictionary and are the biggest hippocrites you will ever meet. If you are lucky, your parents may not hit you with a stick, be biased or force you to learn more than one language. Good luck with your parents.

The sweetest girl to ever walk the earth. She's beautiful, smart, funny and carries her heart on her sleeve. She's the total package and every man falls for her but be careful because her smile can be deceiving.

One person is tied up on a computer chair and spun around while group of guys/girls with sombreros on has to cum on the person tied up and whoever hits the person on the computer chair wins.