Blowin' a ghost

When a person is starting to fall asleep & their head bobs up & down resembling giving a blowjob.

Hey bro,you're over there blowin' a ghost, you want me to drive for a while?

by Breadfan4life March 06, 2023

Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls

Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.

by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021

Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom

Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal

by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021