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Urban Dictionary

A jalp is a pushy bum who hassles you for money or squares. The jalp usually uses three methods, outright demanding money, using a bunk story about some absurd misfortune to cover up the fact that they're going to use the money for booze/crack, or trying to sell you some stolen goods/drugs/secondhand porn for money.
"Hey man, I was just on the northside and ten mothas jumped me and hit me with a pipe and then my mom died and then my car broke down, can I have twenty dollars? I'll pay you back next week when I get my inheritance."

"Get out of here, you jalp!"

"Wanna buy an Ipod? Twenty dollas"

"Okay"
Jalp by J Freeman June 19, 2006
A person who performs manual labor; a laborer.
Manny forgot some parts so he will need to come back later to finish the job.

Can you unlock the gate? One of the mannies left a tool in your yard.
manny by xtype May 30, 2008

12th of June 

2020 Reece Broadley meets Evie Bradshaw
2016 Mass Shooting at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, Florida Kills 49 People. ...
1994 The world's largest twinjet takes off on its maiden flight. ...
1991 Boris Yeltsin becomes Russia's first President. ...
1987 Ronald Reagan challenges Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down this wall” ...
1964 Nelson Mandela is sentenced to life in prison.
They met on the 12th of June.
12th of June by cvltured February 26, 2021
That O face
I love fishcum
Fishcum by klockwerkluka January 12, 2019

crayon box 

1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.
1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!
crayon box by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009

Shockofgod Syndrome 

1. One who exhibits a tortured use of logic to support an untenable claim.

2. A reference to the infamous Youtube user who goes by the username, Shockofgod. The syndrome is so named because Shockofgod is renowned for mutilating basic logic.
"Johnny is suffering from Shockofgod Syndrome because he demonstrates a complete lack of understanding regarding X, Y, and Z propositions."

"Give proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This is Shockofgod's basic challenge to all atheists. The question itself is full of tautologies, a very basic misunderstanding of what atheism actually is, and no understanding of the burden of proof. Dozens of atheists have posted responses to his question detailing the problems with the question itself. Instead of answering the objections to his own question, Shockofgod simply ignores these objections, declares victory, and goes home, à la George Bush II.

The only answer atheists have been able to wring out of him, so far, was in the form of a twisted use of the burden of proof where he stated that the burden is on the atheist because Christians outnumber atheists, which may also be a case of argumentum ad populum.
Shockofgod Syndrome by Kylenki September 3, 2010
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