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Somebody who is unnecessarily annoying and mean to anybody who they feel is inferior even tho they obviously aren’t

Their name is often times Tyler or Blake

This was targeted at you Blake you annoying prick this wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t put snow on my head in the fifth grade.
You: fuck you blake you annoying prick
Blake: *fucking implodes like the pussy ass bitch he is*

You: yeah that’s what you get for being a big assed prick that puts snow on peoples head you prick
Prick by RoninXII January 19, 2022

Sivakova 

The act in which a hot drink is made poorly or incorrectly
"That cup of tea was a Sivakova"
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
The one of the main characters of every Urban Dictionary definitions alongside Guy 2 .
Guy 1 & 2: The main characters of the definitions
Guy 3: The deuteragonist of the definitions
Guy 4: The tritagonist of the definitions
Everyone else: The cameos of the definitions
Guy 1 by Karma will get you! February 27, 2022

Reputational laundering 

When Betsy DeVos, Mick Mulvaney, and Elaine Chao say they are leaving the Trump Administration because they have principles, but we all know it’s less than two weeks before they would be out of their jobs anyway and they just want to save their social standing and careers in the future. Plus, they have no principles or integrity.
These reputational laundering attempts coming out in the final hours of the Trump White House are fooling no one.

christianna 

A beautiful perfect girl that is very cheery and always lightens up the room. She is very pretty. She is known to be hyper and never shuts up. It can also be an adjective of being very obnoxious and loud or someone who is always putting a smile on someone's face with her dumb but hilarious statements.
noun- Christianna always turns a dull moment into a party.

-Dude Christianna is so hot!

-I love hanging out with Christianna, we always have such a good time!

adjective- The christianna girl doesn't know how to turn down her volume.

- That girl was so funny and loud we called her Christianna
christianna gorgeous sweet
christianna by Clairelove October 22, 2013