"Me and my girlfriend are going to fuck tonight."
"Dude, to much information!!"
"Sorry... she is going to gimp tonight."

'Hey you wanna do an Oreo before we head out to go Sky Diving'

'The sugar rush would have us seeing stars from jupiter but why the fuck not'

In the process of yamming, she proceeded to skadoodle her heart out in a tone unheard by human ears.

EX:(omg, wtf, owww, my uterus is bleeding, my vaginal walls are deteriorating)

After a few weeks of suffering through a bout of shamestorming by her coworkers, Alice had a mental breakdown and was no longer a threat to become manager.

Joe: I got fired from my job and I got evicted from my home, my life is a mess, I feel depressed and think life as nothing but one painful failure after another.

Gregory: Haha get bucked lol.

Theodore: are da te eba v putkata maina
Petkanka: I think I'm not ready