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n. A man with connections to Allah, the Almighty, and who therefore has unfathomable power, but who is usually faking being holy and should get a timeout and a Cleveland steamer

v. To aslala, to give a timeout or Cleveland steamer to a faking aslala and then using much force in resurrecting Allah
I sent that aslala back to Iraq
aslala by Rod Parsa November 15, 2007
A person that is simultaneously a Douchebag and the village idiot.
The President is such a f—ing Trump.
Trump by CrackerTheJack November 24, 2019

interweb 

It's a word used by people who are making fun of nerds, they like to imply that the person they are making fun of would use a term like "interweb" to sound like a geek. The irony is, the only people who are actually using the word are those who are making fun of the supposed nerd. In fact, even being aware of the word in the first place made them a nerd. People who use the word "interweb" in seriousness or a joke, need to jump off a cliff, and land in a pit with all the people who say "meh" "lolz" and "n00b." Incidentally, those people also need to get a life. Seacrest out.
Person with sense: Actually you're wrong on that. Black people don't eat fried chicken all day, and you're a fucking retard for thinking so.

Person who is actually being talked to: Nuh uh, my mom told me it was a certain way, also my brother told me, and he plays WoW like all the time, so he's very smart.

Person who was just listening in and nobody actually gave a retarded shit about what this person thought: Ooh, the interwebs are very serious business.
interweb by thetruth. May 17, 2008

Main squeeze 

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend
Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze
Main squeeze by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020

Put a Donk on it 

JUST PUT A DONK ON IT!!!

From a song called Put a Donk on it

lyrics are as followed:

Yeah, yeah it's sick that, yeah that's good.
Wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop. You know what you wanna do with that right, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah thats sick. That is sick!
I can definitely drop to that one, all we need now is like a hook line.
You know what I've got actually the perfect one.

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, thats good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.

Covers goin' sick tonight,
I'm like superman without kryptonite,
phat as hell without cellulite,
and I look well sick in a U.V light,
speakin' of sick that's me on the mic,
and if you don't like it get on ya bike,
pack ya bags and get out my sight,
otherwise its left right left goodnight,

Mic controller,
lyric amova,
rhymes that im comin so quick like a soldier,
so ya better know my name is Cover,
if you wanna test me ya better not go there,
if you go there ya gonna get messed up,
and have a face on you like a broken clock,
as I'm comin' you better get runnin',
you better get gone or your gonna get dun in.


I'm back, with professional status,
the greatest mc that's likely to make this,
take this mic and use it against yuz,
other mc's just aint the same as,
this kids been livin the dream,
been glued to the mic since I was 13,
get in my way and you will start see,
what life is like on a life support machine.

Thou shall not mess with this kid
A twisted misfit who joined the hit list
Its simple
A baby born gifted nothing but lyrics when pens are lifted
Raw talent makes me so sickness
Rhyming ability o so decievein
this recipe for your evenin
Dowie mc's inside he aint leavin

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, that's good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!

Baseline! (Where'd you learn that one)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Yeah i like that.)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (That one's good.)
Put a donk on it.

Donk d-donk donk donk donk.


Action is my distraction,
reaction is interaction,
clearly, dearly, really, see
This mc may legally,
commited never districted,
convicted never restricted,
respected hating the quiet,
inspected making the riot,
shirty, flirty, dirty, G
pouty, louty, shout easy
May Kay is observent,
making the nation my servant,
so rent a venger surrender
The manly family not tender
What In Manchester forever
Insult us ill ever

Its time for me to take this livin the tide
To the next places dreams are made
Just listen
When the music plays
I got rhymes to spit and no time to waste
But please believe
what you see could be the best rhyimg ablity you've seen
ive prove that this guy can mc
(By showing how Rapid rhymes to the beat)
What you witness while I do this
Ill prove that great mc's exist
I insist
That this you don't miss
Blackout business at the best
Now theres no rest
back on set
The rapid mc live and direct
Put up the volume just a little bit
Gimme the beat and put a donk on it

Baseline!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Wait a minute Wait a minute
What you doin goin to chours with out my bit

Isn't it strange
How some of them closest people change
You get so high you cant even arrange
A good night out
Your stuck on the wrong page
Hey (Hey)
Theres no need for this
Feels like I known ya since we was kids
Just think how it is when we drop the sickness
Like bids of a feather and you don't wanna miss
Cos everywhere we go were rockin it
Nobody good enough stopping it
So when we hit the chart where toppin it
So get on ya feet and put a donk on it

Baseline! (Ahh wicked!)
Put a donk on it.

Electro! (Ahh that is sick that mate!)
Put a donk on it.

Techno! (Ohhh now that is good!)
Put a donk on it.

Ayy, thats good that Tony!
Ahahaha sick!
yeah this is hot.. now PUT A DONK ON IT!
Put a Donk on it by xEnvy November 2, 2008

F.E.D.D.Y 

An abbreviation for Forever, Everyday Damn Day of the Year. Kanasas City Slang normally used in popular gangs. An adoption of the word fetti.
Everything I do is about F.E.D.D.Y.
F.E.D.D.Y by Tatte May 9, 2006

final fantasy 9 

The last Final Fantasy game published for the Playstation 1, it was released around 2000/2001, after the overall failure of Final Fantasy 8. As a result, Squaresoft didn't market it as much as it had the previous two games.

The game is a return to earlier games, where each of the 8 characters have one class they stick to for the entire game. The characters weren't as customizable as those in the previous two games and the limit break system was replaced by a "Trance" system which had its own advantages and disadvantages (hitting Trance gives each character different special powers but you couldn't "save" it up between battles like you could with Limit Breaks).

The story itself is reasonably engaging, involving an over-dramatic villain of indeterminate gender (seriously, it's hard to tell whether Kuja is male or female, despite all the characters referring to Kuja as a he), a plausible love story and ultimately a fight for the souls of everyone on the planet.

Final Fantasy IX has many of the staples of the series with a few improvements. For example, the game actually encourages you to steal from creatures (there are about 4 or 5 creatures in the entire game that don't have something to steal, and one of the main character's attacks does damage based on how much you've stolen throughout the game), the Chocobo sidequest is useful for obtaining all sorts of items and it's actually possible to do well in the card game (Tetra Master) without a huge amount of effort. The major sticking point as far as the game system is concerned is the frustration that can be gained when trying to learn new Blue Magic - in this game, you have to beat down enemies to 1/8 of their health before the Blue Mage can eat them and gain their abilities (if the Blue Mage has Tranced, they only need to be down to 1/4 of their health)

Overall, while it's not as popular as Final Fantasy VII, it's still a good game in its own right, and a reasonably popular one among those that know it.
Final Fantasy 9 has many references to other games hidden within it.
final fantasy 9 by Lofwyr September 3, 2005
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