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salami thruster 

Someone that has a big dick, and has a lot of sex because of it.
Her- "I had a fun night with the Salami Thruster last night!"
salami thruster by Stevie Wonderbread December 12, 2016
A word used by one kid when another kid does something bad.
Umbers! I'm gonna tell the teacher.
umbers by vinreo April 28, 2005

Kentucky plug 

A Phrase meaning to stick a thumb in it or Stick your thumb in your partner’s ass
Tonight I’m gonna Kentucky plug my wife’s sister

Fauxtempt 

To pretend to genuinely offer help or assistance, when you know you really don't want to. This is done with the hope that whoever you're "trying" to help out will ultimately decline your offer. In your mind, there is no chance it is going to happen. A successfully executed fauxtempt gets you out of work/assistance while making you look good. A poorly delivered fauxtempt just makes you look like a dbag.
"After dinner, John said he'd get up to wash the dishes but was easily convinced that he didn't have to. John's fauxtempt was successful."

On the flip side...

"Yea my buddy offered to help me move but as soon as I said he didn't have to, he jumped at the opportunity to rescind his offer. Nice fauxtempt, dbag."
Fauxtempt by A.G. Pennypacker October 2, 2011

Porichoi 

an assamese word, like 'know', 'address'
Moi tumar porichoi bisarisu? I know ur address
Tekhet mur porichoir luk. He is known by me.
Porichoi by Joon1212 December 4, 2010
Originating from the Western Australian private boys school Scotch College, ladsy is a state of being of a certain man or boy. Activities participated in by lads include:

- Necking brews, tinneys, bevs, b33rz etc.
- Slaying pussy,tang, poon, vag etc.
- Courting fine martos, dardies, birds etc.
- Being a generally top bloke

The lads of Scotch College are known to have exceptionally large penis's and big rigs. These lads have been known to court women from other fine institutions such as PLC, MLC, St Hidas, and for a quick root, Shenton College.

Ladsy characters commonly use a wide range of vocabulary to name and describe many things such as alcoholic beverages, sex and fine young women. This vocabulary includes: Ladsy, lordsy, dardy, mort, mot, martin, terry, bevs, birds, tang, toweling, tanning, poontang, tinneys, roots, maggot etc. mixed in with a lot of swearing and all round ladsiness.
- Lad 1: Fuck mort, tanned the tightest tang last night
- Lad 2: Fuck that buddy, that bird was fuckin' dardy

- PLC Bird 1: Is that a Scotch lad?
- PLC Bird 2: Holy shit hold my clothes!

- CCGS Bloke: Fucken oath, I wish I was as ladsy as those Scotchies.
Ladsy by just some lad July 25, 2011
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