A man with a VERY huge penis. He is also referred to as "Mr Shlong" and " Big Dick Man". All Logans are known to have what's known as "Horse Cock Syndrome" where their dick is so large that it touches the floor whilst in the shower. If you know a Logan, you know it's true.
"Uh oh, here comes Mr Shlong"
"Oh my Logan has suck a huge cock"
1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).
Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?