giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

giant spider by Ice Cream_ June 10, 2023

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chase

the most sexiest person you'll ever meet if you come a across chase and your a boy you will become gay
he is so smart he makes albert einstein look like the fool nicky in your forth grade class
he will make you be cheered up and girls adore him

damn i want to kiss chase and eat that bum.

chase by the kid in scool January 4, 2020

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Jennyitis

A rare but emotionally dramatic condition that strikes when someone goes too long without talking to a Jean, Jeanie or Jenny. Symptoms include excessive sighing, skipping rope, and randomly muttering phrases like, "Gaaawwwwd", and "Jeeeeez".

Sufferers might also attempt to fill the void by awkwardly chatting with strangers in the Starbucks line who have the name Jenny on their cup.

Warning: relapse is likely with any amount of physical proximity, or texts received with rolly eyes.

That is all.

"Gaaaawwwd, when I stop myself from writing her I fell like I'm about to suffocate and can't breathe. The Jennyitis is starting to set in hard."

Jennyitis by IdRatherBeWithMyDog November 28, 2024