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Armpit Tits 

Big boobs that look great, but when said female lays on her back, her boobs sag off of her chest into the axilla.

Instead of a steep canyon of excellent cleavage, armpit tits will slope off the chest and resemble small rolling hills.

Excessive sternum
"Bro, That chick last night night was wild, but found out she had armpit tits when we went back to her place!"
Armpit Tits by longnights51 February 9, 2012
A chapter in the Quran (Islamic Bible). Meaning bumble bee; that can also be used as a name for a child.
Guy: What are you gonna name her?
Girl: Naihal
Guy: Great! I always wanted a girl named after the coolest bug.
Naihal by Cellphonehumor May 7, 2011

tunisian turtleneck 

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.
1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.

Phelpsian 

1. Categorised by an extreme fascistic totalitarian thought process which is backed up by belief in the an omnipotent retarded child emperor and dictator.

2. Totally and utterly insane

3. Taking the bible almost 100% literally
1. Ann Coutler was full of Phelpsian bravado as she began her latest speech.

2. David Horowitz is a man of almost Phelpsian attitude and thinking.
Phelpsian by Lucretius2007 January 2, 2009
A large collection of flab directly above a man's penis. Sometimes consuming it so it never sees the light of day.

Also referred to as frontal ass.

Referred to as patchfat for women.
How does he put a belt on with that much cockfat.
cockfat by R Anaconda August 5, 2006

J-Hopism 

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

Consultant's clap 

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
Consultant's clap by Saaks June 25, 2021
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