cockfat

A large collection of flab directly above a man's penis. Sometimes consuming it so it never sees the light of day.

Also referred to as frontal ass.

Referred to as patchfat for women.

How does he put a belt on with that much cockfat.

by R Anaconda August 5, 2006

Cockfat

Cockfat is the two inch grab above the base of your penis.

“Tell you what man I’m developing some serious cockfat”

by Chucky Boy May 22, 2018

Cockmatosed

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma

I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

cockatiel

An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more.

My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show.

by celloparrot April 28, 2005

cockatiel

cockatiel

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by FemurBreakerBruhGotThatKrispyK October 11, 2020