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cinosweiv 

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night
cinosweiv by jared February 28, 2005

Cummest white cam 

The thiccest and the whitest of the nat.
also the name of a yugi ho card
I fucked that bitch last night. I ended her with a cummest white cam
Now I can summon Cummest white cam and destroy all the trap cards placed down by ur fatass
Cummest white cam by PinePine April 27, 2018
The dragon of the galaxy sky.
The galaxy above shines almost as bright as Edios
Edios by B.Green January 24, 2018
Joette (⬅️front) (back➡️) joette: an individual as unique as her name. She commands a room, by merely entering it. Fortunately, is highly outgoing and social, which pairs well with the unspoken urge others get, to gravitate toward her positive energy and vibrant aura. He charismatic and engaging personality is one that is said to “leave you “wanting more” ~ “cant seem to get enough of”” ~ “unexplained withdrawals” (said to happen noticeable amounts of time with no contact). The simple explanation/definition of what the name JOETTE truly embodies is comparable to that of any relatable initial exposure to a substance or experience SO intense initially, that you are immediately hooked. One is known to find themselves spending far too much time looking for me, spending money on me, absorbing time with me at every free moment. If there a times, where they are unable to satiate the craving for my attention and presence, it has been known to happen countless times, they will resort to seeking out an alternative. (Please see definition for complete explanation, but, obviously it is a choice to settle for less” in the attempt to ease the burning desire that goes along with this “phenomenon”. I would make mention of my middle name, but, all of this has been pretty overwhelming and THAT definition is solely responsible for MY insatiable appetite for large black cock, thick, HEAVY! often, non stop, oh! And black.
Chris 😉- “Hey bro! All I have heard about from last nites party is some “JOETTE” sample”
Ross- “oh! I know, I keep hearing the name come from everyone’s names as they then stare glazed and trickling drool from their mouths. It’s as if they saw a ghost”
Chris: “Exactly, and my phone has been blowing up, with texts from practiaclly every person that attended begging and offering money for any contact info for HER”
Ross: “Dude! Do you know what this reminds me of? It is oddly similar to the reaction YOU get in the company of other people”.
Chris: “Your right it’s as if they all have been “CHRIS-SLAPPED”, but instead, they have been “Jo-etched”! Which is similar, yet more permanent and far more desired”!
JOETTE by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
Well hello, Whiti. You are my foetus. You are the foetus of my foetus, Foetus.
There's Whiti, she'smy foetus
Whiti by FoetusStalker November 10, 2010

Ruinedmylifescape 

The word used to describe the online game Runescape, after beating Runescape, realizing years have passed, and for what? Level 99 skills with nothing to show in the real world except proof that you're a loser.
"Wow who's that pale kid?" "It's me, Eugene, don't you remember me? I just quit Ruinedmylifescape."

"Ruinedmylifescape left me with an expensive treatment for carpal tunnel."
Ruinedmylifescape by medate December 29, 2009

presidential decision 

Fixing something is a cheap way. in other words nigger rigging something.
My headlight went out on my car so I made a presidential decision and taped a flashlight to it.
presidential decision by Bigphil76 October 18, 2009
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