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cowboylikeaubrey

She sucks

She likes Taylor swift🤢
Cowboylikeaubrey sucks.
cowboylikeaubrey by Naiwnsjsnskzksa September 26, 2021

wekwekwek 

(Almost) Every race has a trademark laugh. This laugh helps identify friends in a social environment such as a chatroom, or people you need to lure to an alley and stab in the fucking colon for speaking like dumbasses (Insult their intelligence and/or kill them in the game).

Japanese - kekeke
Korean - kkkkkk
Brazilian - aheuahuahuaha
Spanish - jajaja
Arabic - hhhhhhhh

So what about the times, those ridiculously frustrating times when you can do neither to someone that laughs like a retard? Well fellas, I give you the perfect word to say in a situation like that. It guarantees confusion, concern, or causes uncontrollable RAGE.

The word is:

wekwekwek
Carlos: Man, this music fills my eyes with tears.

Mandeep: Your Mom fills my balls with tears.

Carlos: Huh, how?

Mandeep: When she deepthroats my dick tears fall down her cheek and land on my balls, causing them to be full of tears.

Carlos: Jajaja you are such a fucker.

Mido: hhhhhhhhhhh

Juventino: ahueahuahau

Nagasaki: kekeke

Kim Man Suk: kkkkkkkk

You: wekwekwek

The others (together): wut
wekwekwek by Thunderized December 19, 2009

Monkey Ice 

The ice formed on or in an open freezer from humidity in the air. Commonly seen on open-top supermarket chest freezers.
Woah, thats some serious Monkey Ice in the freezer!
Monkey Ice by phpdevguy April 26, 2008
When midnight isn't good enough to describe how dark something is.
Person 1. Damn that kid is dark like midnight
Person 2. Nah bruh, that's nignight
nignight by giantnutsack November 16, 2015

Unci unci 

Sexual slang for let's get it on
This girl was laying on a table and I said unci unci
Unci unci by Gabriel casey July 7, 2017

manwhore 

A player, a cheater. Charming and cute. Well dressed, clean. Often comes off as sensitive or a hopeless romantic. He will make lots of excuses. Claims to love all women, but only to use them. He'll be in denial of his selfish ways. He will ruin every girl's psyche. He will only call to have phone sex. He loves innocent good girls and virgins because they are easier to trick. Also likes 15 year olds. His name is Ricky. Don't date him.
"I'm going to tell the cops about all the underage girls you get with".

And,

"I was at the park". When actually he was busy fucking a 15 year old.

And,

"We weren't together!" Typical excuse for why he is doing sex talk with other females on Facebook, instagram, skype, and making dating profiles, when he is taken.

Manwhore.
manwhore by lukeiamurmutha September 6, 2013
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