(Almost) Every race has a trademark laugh. This laugh helps identify friends in a social environment such as a chatroom, or people you need to lure to an alley and stab in the fucking colon for speaking like dumbasses (Insult their intelligence and/or kill them in the game).
Japanese - kekeke
Korean - kkkkkk
Brazilian - aheuahuahuaha
Spanish - jajaja
Arabic - hhhhhhhh
So what about the times, those ridiculously frustrating times when you can do neither to someone that laughs like a retard? Well fellas, I give you the perfect word to say in a situation like that. It guarantees confusion, concern, or causes uncontrollable RAGE.
A player, a cheater. Charming and cute. Well dressed, clean. Often comes off as sensitive or a hopeless romantic. He will make lots of excuses. Claims to love all women, but only to use them. He'll be in denial of his selfish ways. He will ruin every girl's psyche. He will only call to have phone sex. He loves innocent good girls and virgins because they are easier to trick. Also likes 15 year olds. His name is Ricky. Don't date him.
"I'm going to tell the cops about all the underage girls you get with".
And,
"I was at the park". When actually he was busy fucking a 15 year old.
And,
"We weren't together!" Typical excuse for why he is doing sex talk with other females on Facebook, instagram, skype, and making dating profiles, when he is taken.