A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.

A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.

Da brand of space-vehicle dat everyone's favorite green-skinned pointy-eared alien drives.

A syndrom where one (normally a male) thinks that their muscles are never big enough. This often leads to spending excessive amounts of time at the gym, the loss of sensitivity.. and eventually the notion that one's muscles are more important than one's previous friends back home.

1. A Chinese person (or any person or Asian appearance) driving a vehicle, most likely badly and too slow. 2. A fellatio game in which the fellatrix braids her hair with a pigtail on either side of her head. The blow job receiver sits in a chair. Kneeling between the legs of her seated partner she allows him to grab a braid in each hand. (For men or those with short hair this game can also be played quite effectively by grabbing the ears). The B.J. reciever may extend his right leg placing his big toe on her clitoris or she may mount his right leg. Either way now he is in the "drivers" seat". To make her go faster he simply screams "vroom" and and steps on the gas (clit) peddle.

3. A sexual position where the female, standing and bent over, is entered from the rear by the standing male. He then proceeds to walk/fuck her around the room trying not to run into furniture. Advanced form is the "Chinese Asshole driver".

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.