I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket

Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.

Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.

I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket by enviroman June 29, 2011

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Dieco

like gieco but for your dike. Insure your dike so she don't get screwed by someone else.

Dieco saved me hundreds of dollars in just minutes. Call to insure your dike now!

Dieco by Joseph W. March 14, 2008

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loud music

something old people fuck over all the time and get pissed off about

teenager 1: listens to loud music on his Bluetooth boombox/speaker

old woman: TURN IT DOWN U MOTHERFUCKER

teenager 2: turns on his boombox and says oh yeah u said what u wanted to say now piss off

old woman: UGHHHHHHHH I GIVE UP TEENAGERS THESE DAYS LISTENING TO THIER LOUD MUSIC ON THIER BOOMBOXES

teenager 3: peace is soooooo boring music is radical

teenager 4: agreed

loud music by Elevators115 March 20, 2021

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Wall Tease

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

Wall Tease by Leonhart September 11, 2012

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hax0red

The nerdy synonym for hacked

Website was hax0red by Joe.

hax0red by Hax0red May 17, 2006

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Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...

Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!

Alabama Mud Slushee by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

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Auburn

A thicc girl that loves many boys and she is a hoe.

Hey auburn you look lost do you need help
A thicc girl that loves many boys and she is a hoe.

Auburn by SOME BOY LOVES DEEP FRIED STEA January 27, 2018

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