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Sarcastic, observing, and sometimes judgemental. The therapist friend.. She's always the person you'll have a heart to heart convince with. Emotional, but not emotional. Cute, short-tempered, and weird
"So you don't know What 1+1 equals?"Nakhi
Nakhi by anonymous November 22, 2021
someone who pretends to be 100 times cooler than they actually are. usually this side of a person comes out when they are drunk (after one beer). also can be confused for "that guy" except that guys stories are usually credible and interesting. the skewtch lacks no talent or ability to serve usefull purpose to a party. they will get in as many pictures as possible with you often making a messed up face giving the impression they are piss drunk despite the fact they are half way done with their first Mikes Hard lemonade and not even buzzed in the slightest. typical wardrobe often includes: collared shirt, "dress shoes", leather bomber jacket (in july), acid wash jeans, any jewelry made of "hemp", and a digital camera affixed permanantly to their left hand to snag as many new myspace pics with their new "friends" as possible.
==can also be used in substitute for relatively any word in a sentance when speaking of the person who is the "skewtch"
Brad: hey where is Dave today?
Mike: I heard he is trying to Skewtch with that hot chick from his bio class

Brad: (after 10 drinks) Man i am going to get so much ass tonight..those ladies are all over me
Kyle: stop beign a skewtch
Skewtch by clam boy November 27, 2006
Her ass is so big you can ski on it.
She has a bomb ass-ski.
Ass-ski by QuinnahR May 2, 2011
These Tech Committees are bogii.
bogii by CW$ Tulley's Owner: Kyle January 26, 2009
which means lodi, and lodi in backwards means idol, thus lods = idol.

it is used often by teenagers in the internet.
1.lods tank ka na ako mage

2.ano specs niyan lods?
lods by George floyd gamingg August 7, 2021

Crippling Nicotine Addiction 

Becoming addicted to any nicotine products, from nicotine gum to copenhagen
Noon: Why is my hair falling out again?
Nurse: Because of your crippling nicotine addiction we have to give you chemotherapy to fight off your stage 7 mouth cancer
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