when you make 5 gallons of sangria, decide it isn't strong enough and pretend to measure a cup of vodka while your roommate is looking then pouring in the whole bottle when she turns around. "oopsey!" then you pour in strawberries, pineapple, grapes, and raspberries and get sangria'd all day. You'll know when you have reached sangria'd level when the 5 gallon jug is empty, you profess your dying will when tubing on the lake, and 2 year olds are entertaining you with knee-slapping gestures and requests for grapes.