a box is a 3D shaped thing. a box normally contains a lifetime supply of dildos and condoms. sometimes if u pay extra it comes with a doll

A slag term for a government building

when belle nina and max protest the use of glazing on this website throughout study periods

A sexual position combining the power of thunder, charlie sheen, and God passing a kidney stone.

The reality of Union College is a mix of the above stories. Lots of rich folks but some middle class. Crazy partying, lots of drinking, coke is not in short supply but not everyone does it. It's a 4 night a week party, Monday booze where you live, Wednesday bars & small parties, Weekends Frats, house parties, bars everything. Mad fratty but frats def aren't the only game in town.
Lots of nerdy people but certainly the coolest, bacchanalian nerds to walk the earth.

The campus is gorgeous especially in Autumn and Spring and tho the snow is pretty too but gets old real fast.
Schenectady is a dump but a dump with character.
Certainly live for brunch @ West
No shortage of preppyness but a variety of styles are on showcase - Impeccable Style
The Place Exudes Class & Tradition
For those who have a problem with Union, Union doesn't care so keep it yourself
Work hard and play harder is the Union Motto
NUFF SAID

Swedish for Cunt.