woodboi's definitions

box

a box is a 3D shaped thing. a box normally contains a lifetime supply of dildos and condoms. sometimes if u pay extra it comes with a doll

tyler: bro why so happy
bob: my box is coming soon
tyler: gross!!

by woodboi August 28, 2018

rock

also known as a boner but really fucking hard

Jerry: Tom are you ok

Tom: yea there just a rock between my legs

by woodboi August 13, 2018

SPED

Sped is a term that is used when someone is special educated. also known as someone who needs help because he is so dumb.

Brad: oi cunt lets go jump off this bridge it will fun ay.
Chad: shut the fuck up you SPED.

by woodboi August 19, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a small Asian kid with straight As and likes a white girl. his parents think he's a disappointment.

pong: stop acting like a ryan
ting: I cant help it

by woodboi August 28, 2018