Skybummed

When you perform a skydive and the tandem man bums you during the freefall.

"When the parachute opened it felt like I got bummed"

"Oh sorry, that was me. Part of the service"

"What the hell man, you can't do that"

"You signed the waiver, you've been skybummed!!"

Skybummed by stu-bag December 9, 2012

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Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

Depth Perception by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

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April 10

Nihachu appreciation day! A day where we appreciate Niki Nihachu!

“Hey it’s April 10!”
“Oh you mean Nihachu appreciation day?”

April 10 by Marcobottsotherhalf.com April 5, 2021

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sals

An acronym standing for "self-aggrandizing little sh*ts". This is a way to refer to (usually young) people who spend time telling others how great they are for relatively mundane accomplishments or who demand a level of respect that they haven't earned. Can be used to describe an individual or a group. "Sallies" can used as a feminine modifier.

"Those guys at table 12 sure are sals. This is Denny's, for crying out loud. If they snap their fingers at me one more time, they are getting the special sauce."

sals by Spanktastic Tom November 7, 2007

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Sharketing Brains

Branding company

Sharketing Brains is a beautiful branding design company love arrows for customers by their respective brands. They watch POGO but design a LOGO. They are better than Spider-Man in creating Web Applications. They build clouds,which rains Money for brands.

Sharketing Brains by Brand_Builder November 24, 2021