Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

Divert to your balls by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

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Coonzilla

A GREAT BIG Black Dude.

Damn son, Shaq is a Coonzilla!!!

Coonzilla by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

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jahsehxo

a boy who wont listen to a girl named meg

i cuffed this bitch and she won’t listen to me omg she’s such a jahsehxo😔

jahsehxo by trippyjahseh October 14, 2018

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No Diddy

To confirm you have obtained something on your own (physical item, personal achievement etc) without assistance from an affluent source.

Just picked up this new Gucci bag, no Diddy.

No Diddy by anonymous March 28, 2024

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catastrophEmail

This is a critical email failure. It is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. By procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.

Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC

Question: "Why did Bob get fired?"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"

catastrophEmail by Byrnes Consulting, LLC November 8, 2017

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Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

Chortle by Sodonim July 30, 2020

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Sha'alavim

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.

Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."

Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019

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