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A male worker in an espresso bar. Related to barista (female) and baristi (plural)
The baristo made my cafe latte at the espresso bar.
baristo by sabertooth May 22, 2006

golden ticket 

When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.
Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket.

fresh water 

"What is fresh water"
"Well, you're saying it"
fresh water by notarealperson111 February 1, 2021

chopstick 

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+
Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK
chopstick by garryh March 12, 2021
Glasgow, Scotland;

Friends and acquaintances that will back one up in a situation of danger or;
Step in when one is losing a fist fight.

However, a gentleman's honurs must always await verbal confirmation that their assistance is needed.

The signal to enter the fray is “Honurs!”
Jim: Here, that shuggie fae the Possil ses he's been pokin' yer missus

JP: Right, I'm gonnae square up tae that bawbag. Gonnae be ma honurs boys?

Jim: Get tae fuck ya mad wolf! That cunt's always carrying a blade.

Liam: Aye fuck that. Besides, yer missus is a hinger anyways.
honurs by Craag January 2, 2008

Textship 

Some one who says they are your friend, but you never see eachother face to face and when it came down to it they don't have your back.
Wayne: Yo I thought we had a friendship son.

Curtis: Say what?

Wayne: Man all we got is a textship, you flop.
Textship by fences back May 28, 2009
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