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The Shock Dock 

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock
Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
The Shock Dock by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009
He's such an ooooooff
Ooooff by Ooooffftt January 19, 2019

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day 

Why doesn't this exist?

atsumoose 

A very cool person. You should be their mutual on tiktok.
Oh you don’t follow atsumoose? Well then yer not hot.
atsumoose by celestrelle March 19, 2021

Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.
“Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
“Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”
Men's Rights' Activists. The heroes of our time, fighting for actual equality while feminists seek more and more privileges for women. Ukraine's murderous discrimination against men right now is the best example of why the world needs more MRAs. Hated by both feminist parasytes and "male" simps, of which this embarrassing website is full.
Man, it's embarrassing how many simps hate on MRAs in the pathetic and useless attempt to find their way into some feminist's bed.
MRA by Tuezlestous June 28, 2022
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