Jasmine

Jasmine is a hot sexy girl with a fat ass and big tits. She also secretly is packing a 30 inch

Oh look it’s Jasmine

Jasmine by Goatbfksbeis November 21, 2021

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ClitBang

A Cleaning Product That Wipes Any Stain In It's Way

Clit And The Dirt Is Gone !

I Cleaned That Gary With My ClitBang

I Need To Clit More

" Clit Me Baby One More Time "

ClitBang by Alana & Amanda November 5, 2006

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Trophy Loaf

When the act of pinching a loaf results in the loaf protruding well above the water level.

"After that Chinese food, I pinched a Trophy Loaf and now I'm hungry again."

Trophy Loaf by presspress August 29, 2011

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September 16th

National kiss a guy who’s name is Evan day

On September 16th we all get to kiss Evan

September 16th by Bench_presser69 September 15, 2022

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( )O( )

Image made of text used to represent Goatse

P1: ( )O( )
P2: oh shit its a goatse!!!

( )O( ) by dudekid February 15, 2008

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Dunnydying

Waking up to a massive hangover the morning after 2 nights of heavy night of drinking due to Dunnygaming and Dunnyouting

SASSTO: Oh man, that was a lotta booze

DUNNY: Yeah I'm Dunnydying

FLEERFLAWN: Yitadee!

Dunnydying by Kirtan April 16, 2008

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Handjob

Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.

All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.

Handjob by cccccccccc July 7, 2014

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