A fake as hoe that will date every man she comes in contact with and dump them when things are getting serious. Never trust a angalina or your life will be ruined. SHE A FAKE HOE BITCH

Some annoying ass dude who keeps trying to hit on you at your school

refer to discussions or methods that involve both psychological insights and the Socratic method of questioning to explore deeper understanding or self-awareness.

A swagwagon is like the elite version of an entourage. Unlike an entourage, which can consist of douchebags and chodes, a swagwagon contains only people who radiate vast amounts of swag. Generally, a swagwagon results when someone wielding an epic amount of swag associates and is seen in public with other individuals of similar swag status. Thus, the individual with the epic swag can ride their swagwagon into the most popular clubs, bars, restaurants, and parties generating a lot of positive attention from those not included in the swagwagon.

A grrrei is a Sri Lankan or other Eastern dark race, but at it's worst. A grrrei is a person who is 5' at best, is shrivelled up beyond their respective years should show and can be found working minimum wage throughout the world. Grrrei's often are found doing stupidly outrageous things, such as eating bird seeds on a bus, riding a bicycle that was made before their birth or cleaning the skin in between their toes in densely populated public areas. They are a great source of entertainment for racist white boys. Grrrei's can be found in abundance behind newsagent stalls England-wide.

Guidos today give the whole Italian culture a bad name. Gelled up blow outs, shirts extra small - bout the size my 8 year old niece would wear. Stupid sunglasses worn day and night. Usually all second generation Italians, and either don't speak of word of the language, or have learned just enough to enforce their guido image. Dark hair, waxed eyebrows, fake tans, lots of tacky jewlery. The modern day guido has usually never worked a day in their life (considered among guidos as an on going accomplishment) which leaves themselves babied by mama and papa. Thats right, no matter whos birthday it was for the BMW is still DADDY's bitch! Which brings up another point, Guidos drive BMW's Italians drive Cadillacs assholes. And even realer italians drive fiats and alfo romeos.
The guido doesnt care what his appearance really is, with a gut, skinny arms, a tight track suit and sandals he will still think he is the shit.
Every guido ive seen wears some form of womens facial make-up. Often when the guido does not have a desirable pigment to their eyes they will buy colored contacts.
The guido takes pictures of himself in poses that he wants to seem candid, often these pictures are numerous and the guido selects the 1 of 100 pics to put on his myspace page, which is littered with images of italian flags and the colors red white and green.
The common guido cannot tell you how old the Pope is, or who the leader of italy is. In fact, they probably dont even realize that when they call their father, they are saying the title "POPE" in Italian - (Pope = "papa" in italian, Dad/father = "papa" only pronounced with a sharp accent on the second P)
When guidos claim they beat someone up it is almost always a load of crap. Guidos are pussies. If they have beat someone up then they rallied up their 10-15 other guido friends and all jumped the kid. When guidos are alone they are pussies. I have beaten up 3 so far and will continue as i see fit. The 3 guidos ive beaten up, i have also humiliated them while they were crawling on the ground, messing up their hair, kicking them in the ass, and spitting on them.

Guidos are given there italian names at birth, often during childhood the guido resents this name because he does not fit in, often wanting to be referred to as pete instead of pasquale, or Fred instead of Alfredo, or Frank instead of Francesco. As the guido movement became more popular these same kids put use to their names, making themselves more italian.

My names Raffaele, ive been called Ralphie since forever. I never started correcting people and informing my birth name when i turned 16 you homos.

Real italians look down on the whole guido thing. Real Italians work hard and care about their families. Guidos dont work and hit up their parents for cash. This guido look, its all wigger shit.

Im 100% Italian but im not walking around like an asshole, Im Napolitan and Calabrese if you guidos know what that is, but way before that i'm an american, thats the flag i fly in front of my home, thats the country i live in.

Go take your crap to italy and see how you fit in.