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take a cruise 

I just ate Taco Bell, pull over at the next rest stop so I can take a cruise.
take a cruise by Ronny Mexico June 23, 2016

Cat Punk 

A rare type of creatures which are half cat and half human, usually quite punk. They are known for wanting attention but instantly refuse it once someone is willing to give it to them. They live in their own world and hardly let anyone in, but once they do, you will have the time of your life.
Damn, he’s so cat punk. I just want him.
Cat Punk by changingtheworld April 18, 2022

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you fucking moron stop spamming your keyboard.
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Pig knuckle

When you cross your index and middle finger, then your pinky and ring finger. Then insert two in the pink and two in the stink.
Last night I pig knuckled my wife.
Pig knuckle by Mast3rbaySEAN March 2, 2019

clown lawyer 

a person who is both a clown, and a lawyer. he wears hilarious clothing and makeup to his work at his prestigious law firm and carries a leather briefcase filled with gag props and various other lawyerings. in court, he uses hysterical comedy to distract the jury while simultaneously gaining their trust and their respect- almost always leading to him winning the case. unfortunately clown lawyer also has a deep alcoholic secret life. this term can describe almost any activity- happy or sad- referring to the different aspects of the clown lawyer's life.
that guy is such a clown lawyer", "we had such a bad night tonight- we just clown lawyered around- we didnt do shit
clown lawyer by aquabat1 June 21, 2010

Stealth Geek 

Stealth Geek is a geek who processes more information, on average, in a better way, despite the fact the knowledge he processes isn't necessarily useful. The fact someone is a geek is "Stealthed" until someone within earshot of the "Stealth Geek" mentions video games, PCs, consoles, software, roleplaying games or some other such "uncool" item, at which point the "Stealth Geek" drops "Stealth Mode" and his geekiness spews out.

Most "Stealth Geeks" fit in with the popular crowd and bash geeks who don't seem "cool" right off the bat, at least initially.
I used to think Warian was cool, but he's a stealth geek.
Stealth Geek by NewGotham June 22, 2006
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