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The original variant of the vulgar word "ass" in American English.

Etymology:

Until the Victorian period, "ass" had no profane meaning and simply referred to what we now call the donkey. Because of the increasingly non-rhotic nature of standard British English, "arse" was often rendered "ass". The age of Victorian propriety resulted in the rechristening of the horse-like animal, changing the name to "donkey" to avoid any improper inferences. This usage was also adopted in America, which is why the word "arse" is not usually used in the United States. Some people in Britain have adopted the American version in writing. Although before World War I they were similar, the British pronunciations of "ass" (IPA /æs/) and "arse" (IPA /α:s/) are now quite different.

Source: Wikipedia.

Sorry, but "ass" just sounds more pleasantly vulgar.
Linguistic elitist Briton arses, like the ones on this definition, are known for their pathetic uses of etymology to try and insult the intellect of Americans and -- in this particular case -- Canadians.
arse by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007
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Devil’s Waterfall 

A woman wearing light pants while on her period. Gravity takes control of her fate and the flow goes. Consider it one hell of a crime scene.
Oh, look at that poor girl. The dam’s broken. She’s got the Devil’s waterfall.

Braedann 

A petty, self-centered person. Someone who is under the impression that the world revolves around them, and seeks to eliminate those who hold a different view.
Jackson: “Dude, did you meet that Braedann girl?”
Johnny: “Yeah man, she wouldn’t shut up about herself!”
Braedann by Bar-B-Q Brisket June 2, 2020
A word that only white people can say and if a black people was to say it they are in deep shit
Wigga by your realest wigga May 30, 2019

faptivating 

"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"

"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"
faptivating by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017

Transportate

To be picked up or driving to a location
My car was made to transportate me to places/locations
Transportate by BlackHatGamez January 8, 2019

Socrates 

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.
Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."
Socrates by dauman January 7, 2010