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tu madre 

its a comeback when somebody try to come at you , it's basically like "your mom" but in Spanish.
"Melissa your pussy stinks"
Melissa's comeback would be "tu Madre"
tu madre by amos-@bruhizmia0308 June 29, 2020
Gay Cad combined with the name simon. Sorta like pokemon.
'Gadmon! hows it goin'
Gadmon by Simon February 13, 2005
A guy high on meth who masturbates nonstop compulsively buys hookers and thinks there his real girlfriend generally a low life fiend
Why is he such a sperve piece of crap? How many hookers can one sperve buy ? What a sperve drugged out chronic masturbating kinda dude
Sperve by Mr trippy69 July 10, 2019

chocolate brain shake 

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.

hornswaggled 

to dis or ridicule someone as a comback to a comment.
(alex)- Wow this really sucks...
(Chris)- Thats what she said! ohh you've just been hornswaggled!!!
hornswaggled by saps233 February 24, 2009

buttcrust 

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)
Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.
buttcrust by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003
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