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Margarine face 

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.
Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.
Margarine face by Mike Grant September 14, 2007
An awsome friend that you HAVE to know fun to talk to shes soooooo great....go bubblez!
Maila Maila Maila
Maila by EmoElmo November 5, 2009

text message jackpot 

When one has limited or no service, then receives a ton of TM's after having received none for hours. The sound and sensation of this experience is similar to hitting a jackpot at a casino.
C- I hate cell phones after Hurricanes
V- Yeah I just hit the Text message Jackpot- messages from days ago.
To Munt. Or when one is Munthing.

Munting is the act of a vagina moaning.

A cunt moaning.
Or someone bitching or moaning.
William needs to stop Munting!
Munt by muntman October 18, 2012
(n)
1.used when you feel like you need to respond with something, but just can't think of what...

2.an answer that is a funny reply for most questins
person 1: its hot
person 2: urmom is hot

person 1:wheres my ipod?
person 2: urmom

person 1: who's your new b/f?
person2: urmom
urmom by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005
very hot

like your mother
woman are hot
woman by kurva23534 February 18, 2022
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