Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Pokediction 

A pokediction is someone who is obsessed with pokemon. If you think you have a pokediction, it might just be a strong desire, but you'll probably grow out of it, but for someone who has a pokediction, it can take for a darker turn. For example, if you are constantly thinking about pokemon non stop, having dreams about pokemon, having fantasies of pokemon, replacing your spare time playing or watching pokemon instead of doing something else, and having lots of merchandise of anything pokemon related that could indicate that you are showing a strong desire and could take a brake. A pokediction is like any other addiction; it takes time and determination to get rid of it. So if you find yourself subconsciously thinking about it or having the urge to play it and/or watch it, or any other of these symptoms, then you most likely have an addiction. If you are tired of this addiction or its interfering with your life, you should take some self therapy and look for something more better to do.
Guy1 - "Man, Guy2 must have an obsession with pokemon, he's always talking about it and asking us to play the trading card game with him!"

Guy3 - Heh, I know right. I wonder if he's okay?

Guy2 - H-hey, Guy1 and Guy3! Guess what? The new legendary pokemon just came out! I am so going to read the bulbapidia to see it's location for I can get it in Pokemon Orange addition!

Guy1 - ... ...... ..........

Guy3 - Yup, he's got a pokediction.

GameFreak® - Hehe..yes he does, yes he most certainly does *Smirks*

candice dupree 

The hottest female basketball player... Hell, woman in general... on the planet. CanDu plays for the Phoenix Mercury, and kicks ass every game.
Spectator 1- "Daaaaayyyuuummmmnnn. Who is THAT?" *jaw drop*

Spectator 2- " That would be Candice Dupree..."
Spectator 3- "Fuck the game maybe she'll get hurt and have to walk by me" *fantasizing...*
candice dupree by I<3CANDU December 28, 2011
The definition of cp is what is called child pornography which is illegal in all countries around the globe!
The 28 year old man was caught watching cp at 2:00 a.m.
cp by weezerfan64 March 8, 2025

Working Boys 

a new musical made by the one and only Henry Hidgens

the musical is about old collage roomates that just want to to back to the old days where they played football together

characters include: Henry, Greg, Steve, stu, mark, Leighton, and Chad
“Working boys, we're up in our ass in shit
What is this business?
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
I can't wait to get home
To my bo-oys!“
Working Boys by oreo boy ;) February 24, 2019

granny tranny 

an old man who in his photo or in person appears to be female, and folks who don't know the subject cannot determine his gender.
Dude, when I saw your photo online I thought you were a woman!!! You granny tranny!!!
granny tranny by dusano December 18, 2008

measuring tape in her purse 

A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.