A person that thinks he is cooler than he is. Someone who acts worse than an ignoramus.

A mixture of cat and a puppy

A Half Noggin is somebody that cannot think straight and makes terrible decisions day to day.

Heavy to lift or otherwise physically relocate to the point of "Humph" like sounding vocalizations becoming necessary to succeed in moving, lifting, or otherwise physically relocating said gravid objects.

When a male receives oral sex from a girl with braces, resulting in holes poked in the man’s genitalia. A man then ejaculates onto the women’s head through multiples holes in the man’s genitalia, resembling the streams of a shower head.

When you're forced to listen to a song you hate so often (because of work, for instance) that you eventually begin to like it and possibly even buy it on iTunes.