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Urban Dictionary

J-Squirrel 

(v) The act of squirreling away coveted objects, drugs, or paraphernalia while geeking. The subject often forgets where the items are stashed and destroys his habitat in search of the items.

(n) The specific subject prone to perform acts of a J-Squirrel or often caught Squirreling.

* See Also: Squirreling
1.) J-Squirrel geeked out last night, destroyed his camper looking for his stash not knowing he had consumed it all the day before.

2.) Yo, homie, Jim was up all night looking for where he stashed his drugs. What a J-squirrel.
J-Squirrel by A. Friend September 7, 2006

beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane”
Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)
The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis
I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing
SMURFING by Spyke March 17, 2003

Paraguayan Popsicle 

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."
Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"
Caring,kinda intimating,if you're not that close she'll be mean to you but if y'all are close she'll care for you, roll her eyes for nothing, loveable, don't have that many friends because her friend don't treat her the way she treats them,always on her phone
Chenely!
Chenely by Jxnnie Kim June 17, 2021
The cutest and best pokemon there is in all of pokemon<3
Its best friend is minun, and always will be.Plusle also makes you smile whenever you see him/her.
Pokemon Show: WHO'S THAT CUTE AND AWESOME POKEMON?!
5 min later(after commercials)...
Pokemon Show: IT'S PLUSLE!
Plusle by MinunXPlusle March 12, 2009
A person your shouldn’t trust they are very ugly in the inside sometimes out not trustworthy and a liar. Never trust an tacyra they switch up alot and you cannot tell them any secrets especially when their last name is jones, hart, williams , and johnson. The johnsons are the worst their ugly inside and out , Their very messy and are the biggest liars you could ever know!! Even though some tacyra are the nicest and even the sweetest!!
Tacyra is a liar and a bully.
tacyra by TheBestFriendEverrrrr November 19, 2023
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