Map

a code word for the Morning After Pill, used by girls who need to keep last nights antics a secret. Useful if your on the phone to a friend and theres somebody within hearing distance thats not supposed to know what you've been upto. for example, if your having an affair or your parents are around. The word 'map' makes girls feel less slutty than they actually are.

girl 1: so what did you get upto last night...?

girl2: ah nothing much really, can you come with me to buy a map...

Map by AshleighLovesDavid August 7, 2007

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plurking

when you lurk and plot at the same time

eg. blud is always plurking

plurking by eshin_brigt August 24, 2023

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Edgelynn

An Edgelynn is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She’s strong in many ways, agressive and loud and can be rude but always somehow is there to help you. She’s kind and funny and deep down very lovable. Lowkey popular you’ll find her around everyone. Brown eyed and has beautiful hair find yourself an Edgelynn today. You won’t regret it ;)

Wow did you see Edgelynn today?

Yeah, she told me the funniest story.

I’m so happy I’m friends with Edgelynn.

Edgelynn by Primeval12 July 12, 2018

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Going Marylin

The act of beating the shit out of your spouse. To do such things as like spitting in face,punching,kicking and choking.

When the husband didn't do all the laundry as asked his wife marylin asked she beat the shit out of him.

Did you do the dishes honey.
No.
I'm going marylin on you.
She proceded to choke him and spit in his face.

Going Marylin by kevin smith not the director June 13, 2010

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Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.

Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.

Devil Smurf by Icee Baby May 26, 2009