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1. Being threatened. Yes.
2. Envy. No.
Jealous because you still don't know me?
Jealous by Ayuryari November 25, 2021
Fortnite Blocker. This is usually a partner who somehow manipulates the situation to stop one from enjoying a night gaming on Fortnite with your mates.
Sorry lads, the FNB is here. No gaming for me tonight.
FNB by MasFromUk January 24, 2023
a device not yet discovered by black people.
Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?
condom by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 12, 2010

Count Fetish 

The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).
Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy
Count Fetish by captnsmol April 1, 2021

Flabbertug

When an overweight male uses his excess skin to masturbate
John wanted to flabbertug however he couldn't find his dick

G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W. 

Greatest Of All Time The Best There Ever Was
When it comes to hero shooters, Team Fortress 2 is the G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.
G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W. by camo_man July 20, 2024
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