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spread that kaka all over my tits, nigga.
kaka by Anonymous August 19, 2003

banality boner 

unimaginative writing caused by a bloated bland gland
If he had a well-hung imagination he wouldn't inflict of with his banality boners
banality boner by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
The convergent phenomenology of materialism.

The hard problem of materialism (hard problem of consciousness).

Materialism as both a frame and a metastate (paradigm).

Posited as undecidable due to its intersubjective nature (the phenomenonology of subjects including objects)).

The foundation of postmodern irony.
A medium is intersubjective.

Eg., Is reality a frame for itself or is reality a frame for something more immaterial?

This is the conundrum of postmodern existentialism.
medium by sandraxine November 11, 2018

just friends 

A phrase that if spoken to you means one thing:
The person who said it does not deserve to have you as a friend because they cannot overcome their own ignorance.
Guy: So do you want to go out with me?
Girl: It's a nice thought but I'd rather we were just friends...
(at this point guy starts walking away)
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I'm doing you a favour, we both know that I'm better for you than any of your so- called boyfriends- I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of running to me when it falls apart...
(sometime later the girl's boyfriend cheats on her, she learns a lesson, but will go back to dating equally ignorant people)

If anyone ever says this to you, walk away: you deserve better even if it means letting them go...
just friends by Firelovesugar May 29, 2011
Stands for big pink cock. Refers to when a white male has a very large penis. Should be a category of porn, tbh.

I.e. Man, that white boy is very well endowed. He's got a BPC.

Gay Black Guy: I would love to be topped by a white man with a BPC
Heterosexual Black Woman: I love BPC, it's honestly amazing.

Gay Asian Guy: I enjoy BPC at least three times a week ;)

Heterosexual Asian Woman: I would love to stag a white guy with a BPC
Don't you just adore a white man with a BPC, it can be a rarity at times. Even though penis size isn't really a defining trait among races.
A Hmong evil spirit who has come back for some sort of purpose or just did not pass to the other world. Sometimes is pictured as a female with their clothing on that they were dressed in when their funeral was coming up, blue skin/green skin/just odd colored skin, probably making that their skin is decaying (they are dead after all ) and with long dark hair in their face.
Person who was brave enough to check why there were so many noises outside at NIGHT: THERE’S (POJ DAB’S NAME) OUTSIDE!
Person who stayed inside the house: *starts getting into the bed and telling brave person to come in the bed with them to go under the covers/sleep* (or the person that stayed inside decides to get things that the poj dab is not a big fan of and throws things at her)
poj dab by ImJustHearIdk July 1, 2021
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