Something worth pausing one's iPod (or other portable music player, such as a Walkman or portable CD player) in order to hear more clearly.

The Allstar Ache is the infectious disease that comes with listening to too much music by the band Allstar Weekend. Symptoms may include band obsessions, uncontrollable checking of the A-DUB Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages, and/or swooning over Michael, Zach, Nathan or Cameron. The Allstar Ache is currently incurable.

A town in north Louisiana that’s full of people that don’t have common sense. They drive horribly, they’re trashy people, the city isn’t well taken care of, and they’re technologically behind other cities throughout the US. Louisiana Tech is located here, and they will claim anything that they think that makes them look good. In reality, the university isn’t very good at all. Karl Malone is from this city, so take that how you will.. Homeless people are all over even though this is a small city. Don’t buy into the BS residents and leaders push. Ruston is just happy being poor to mediocre. If you think about moving here, think twice unless you want to live in this nightmare of a city.

To pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

A pretty girl. who offten has great style and lots of friends.

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.