Something that is very illegal...

A form of masturbating, or " wagging off. " Instead of just straight out boping the bishop, you squeeze your nuts.

A woman who secretly had a child with her uncle. Except it isn't so secret they both have the Same big ass ears. Also claims to live in a country side farmhouse while living in a tiny ass apartment in the city. Takes pictures next to her neighbor's truck and pretends it's hers. Hets cheated on frequently.

Bigpoint is a scandalously shameless money grabbing company that develops online games, gets players addicted with a 'free to play' tag then coaxes them in to spending increasing amounts of money to stay in the game and advance. their online games have numerous glitches, bugs, bots and cheats but the developers don't spend any time on trying to fix these issues, instead concentrating solely on scams that will increase their revenues. they have a consistent 'bury their head in the sand' attitude toward customer complaints.

(g-eye-v-tur-key) a person who fails to do a simple, everyday task

when u eat a lot of chilly raps for macies then u fart in your nans face

"what did u do today"
"gave my nan a spicy african"