2 definitions by Cuuuuuupcakerandall
A woman who secretly had a child with her uncle. Except it isn't so secret they both have the Same big ass ears. Also claims to live in a country side farmhouse while living in a tiny ass apartment in the city. Takes pictures next to her neighbor's truck and pretends it's hers. Hets cheated on frequently.
Damn dude does squangella really think that no one notices that kid looks like her uncle?
Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.
Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.
by Cuuuuuupcakerandall February 4, 2019
An above averged sized female, in denial her man is cheating on her. Hobbies include trapping men with pregnancies, only having boy babies though desperately wanting a girl, pathological lying and saying she lives in the country while living in the city. Copies other people's hobbies and decor sometimes baby names. Claims to be wealthy although nearing eviction. Lies about mom being a molester.
Damn dude, squatchella told me she is pregnant again
No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?
She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.
No way didn't she say her man got a vasectomy?
She said his dick was so big they couldn't complete it.
by Cuuuuuupcakerandall August 29, 2018