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very hot alpha male with very strong alpha male pheromones 🥺🥺🥰🥰☝🏻☝🏻

all da ladies like them (this includes ur mom 😱😱) 😖😖😖😖😏😏😏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
wow ure such an alpha, you must be a komu....
komu by yourmomsgf42069 August 31, 2021

Commodity Fetishism 

A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.

Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.

This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."

- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".

2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."

*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
Mika is a headstrong girl with a passionate heart, she will get back up if she falls and will absolutely never let her feelings control her, with many mixed feelings in her she'll stand with pride with her head held high. Is always honest with people and is real with everyone. She doesn't like the concept of dating, but will accept anyone that she likes. And she is very artistic, But if you be cross with her you'll never hear the end of it and probably end up in the hospital. She is also very caring and trustworthy so be friends with any Mika you meet!
Maddie: Wow Mika is so honest, i would love to have her for a friend...
Chara: I know right, i wish she would notice me.
Mika: *Looks at them* Ohayo! How are you guys today? I just finished my painting that took me 4 days isnt it cool?

Chara: Wow! Is that Peridot and Lapis from Steven Universe? ?
Mika: Yeah! It is!

Maddie: That's amazing, just look at the shading. *thinks (OMG she noticed us! Yes best day ever! )*
Mika by Mika :P August 18, 2016
She is a rannvá
rannvá by anonymous December 14, 2021
A Minecraft character and the generic famous skin.
A respectable figure.
Bob: I just met the real Steve!
Jake: Are you ok?
Steve by Mine.Craft December 2, 2020

mike & ike 

A word used by people to (hide) the (word) (ciggerettes) so others wouldn't (find out) f.e (parents).
Yo when ypu go to the liquor store, can u get me some mike & ikes please.
mike & ike by ketalemanet July 10, 2011
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