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Cliftonite 

A person from Clifton in Nottingham, England. Who is unable to speak with any form of articulation or prose.

One who is doomed to work a menial job in chicken plucking all their life, if they choose to get a job at all.
John Doe is a real Cliftonite, he speaks with a full-on potty mouth whilst in the job centre signing on.
Cliftonite by NottsLad April 8, 2009
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It's me I'm Ray...hello!
That's ray, he's fukin' prick isn't he?
Ray by Raytheslayer133 May 26, 2022

splatter special 

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.
I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.
splatter special by Pete October 24, 2004

textinitis

The supposed condition that millions upon millions of people have that comes from "texting". From hand cramps to tendinitis.
Wow! He has textinitis so bad, his hands are are looking like "hook hands". The guy texts so much, he looks like he has "sloth fingers". Ha ha, he's got textinitis so bad, he's got some "eagle claws" going.
textinitis by madinsomniac July 19, 2009
Genre of American-born music (along with blues, jazz, bluegrass, and rock and roll) that is recognized as being a predominate influence over all aspects of U.S. and international popular culture since it's conception in the late 1970s. A.K.A. nigger music.
Damn, that nigga got a high-top fade. He must listen to that crazy rap music.
rap by OE800LOL October 28, 2008
Has a below average penius size and is a cum guzzler. Also a gay mother fucker
Nick has a tiny dick
NICK by Puzzyslayer45 June 5, 2018

Love Lizards 

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
“Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”