Urban Dictionary
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Maplewood, NJ
A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.
Maplewood, NJ by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
Sproutzed
Sproutzed is a term used to describe an action of befriending someone, forming a friendship, helping the person understand the market, and then when they are ripe, take advantage of that friendship and take more than needed from them. In short, another word for scum behaviour.
Pretendian
Any white person claiming to be Native American but has no ties to the culture or ethnic groups. Another term meaning the same thing would be 5$ Indian.
White Guy: My grandmother was an Aztec princess you can tell by my cheekbones and the stories she told me.
Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.
Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.
Pretendian by nomorepretendians February 21, 2023
Dead Root
A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, adn whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their
partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse and has proved to be unadventurous or generally unco-operative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them solely to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoveuring (i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
See also 'starfish'
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their
partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse and has proved to be unadventurous or generally unco-operative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them solely to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoveuring (i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
See also 'starfish'
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
Dead Root by El_Gilbarto April 29, 2005