--------An albino Mexican--------

Stupid bird

Casi Me Cago

To study last minute

BABY infant or pet name in a relationship(s)

Now you may be asking.. or you may not but why make this definition if theres already so many. Well let me tell you-This will be the deepened meaning but relationship form however long distance . What your baby should have XD

Warning: this is probably super cheesy but I have no other platform for this sadly.

Your(My) side: Baby, my baby is my sunshine in the darkest days. They are with me all the time, through the ups and downs in life and everything like that.

No matter the distance, close or far I still love you for who you are. Never going to change either. Despite that we cant cuddle or do lovey dovey things but like they say its the thought that counts eh?

Plus, we still have each other!

This is a time, a time to take a chance. Even if you get turned down its okay you are still learning along the way. Be grateful for what you have right now and think of what you can have in the future.. as to what I used to think about until it came true.

Im sorry if this doesnt make sense I just wanted to write something about someone who means the absolute world to me. Plus Im tired XD

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.