When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

A 'normal' person, not a geek or nerd. Most people consider themselves norms, though only around one in a thousand is a true norm.

A perfect girl for every single person in this solar system. She can be bring beauty back with her wisdom. You do not want to find yourself in a battle area with mediş. She can kick your ball easily.

Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.

A hashtag, primary used on Twitter, that was created because of the new actor portraying Rodick Heffley in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. Our beloved emo Rodrick (actor Devon Bostick) will be greatly missed when Farquad and Willy Wonka take over (actor Charlie Wright).

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.