golson

When a person unintentionally and casually spoils the surprise climatic moment of a major dramatic production.

He golsoned the end of for me.

Thanos kills them all in the end. Dude don’t golson me, I wanted to watch that!!!

Mark golsoned the airbender saga for me...😩

golson by Hermaithias October 10, 2020

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Jabobi

A Jobobi, more commonly known as a jahova witness, looks like shit. They usually come to your door when you are least expecting it and fuck your day up.... They try to convert us normal people to a religion that is fucked! they fuck each other, brothers, sisters and all! and they smell like shit!

Guy 1: "wow man, whos interrupting me at this time?"

guy 2: "what the fuck! he smells like shit! I think its one of them Jabobi's!"
Guy 1:" Holy fuck you're right, He's fucking his daughter on our doorstep!"

Jabobi by Dismal Pole204 October 3, 2009

Pioneer Middle School

A dumbass school where you're either a Jew, wannabe ghetto, red neck, or just plain white. Everyone thinks they so cool because they juul and smoke weed. The teachers are child molesters and the news are there every other week.

Kid 1: "what school you go to?"
Kid 2: "pioneer middle school"
Kid 1: *gets up and leaves*

Pioneer Middle School by Thisisdumb April 30, 2019

Fortnite

An obsessive game played by little immuture kids

Hey dude wanna play fortnite

Fortnite by Hair extensions May 24, 2018

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Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

Lava Blossom by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015