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Urban Dictionary

Lmao- a term in which to show great laughter. For example "lol" ,but with more feeling and more laughing.
L= Laugh
m= my
a= ass
o= off
Teddy- " Hey guys do you know what an Alaskan fire dragon is?"
Group- "Nooo..."
Teddy-" Ok, its when the girl is giving the guy a ...(explains in EXTREME detailwhich is like the teddyi know)
Holden, Mike, Dallas, Ray, Kyle( the group)-" LMAO!!!! HAHAHA OMG HA"
Kylen- "Eww"
lmao by Kylende November 16, 2007

Key to the backdoor 

It's a slang for the term anal. Meaning you put the male genitalia into the female's rectum.
E.G for key to the backdoor:

Male : I'll give you the key to the back-door baby!
Female : I'm not that dirty thank you... I don't like anal.
Key to the backdoor by Husky123654 December 16, 2014
Snobbish. Putting on Airs. Elitist without reason. (The person being called “peseta” thinks highly of themselves, so much that they should be like the royals on the Spanish coins). TexMex Slang
She acts tan PESETA ever since her boyfriend bought her a used Mercedes-Benz
Peseta by Mr Towers de Leon December 16, 2023
It is when someone cannot find any thing to do in life and fill their day up with eating gym sleep and masterbation and may or may not have sexual desires for old women
Jeff:how is life Ammar?
Ammar: man life so so spkontos.
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Ammar is such a spkontos he has a crush on dr hedy.
Spkontos by Nanas-haya hossam October 10, 2020
warned if u don't know Spanish or translate or just don't read

Daughter: mami hoy las maestras me pusieron mucha tarea

Mom: ok mi hijita
Mami by Fxmous_daniella April 19, 2018
See also-lag

1. The laggiest PS2 online game ever created.

2. Completely unrealistic game for PS2 in that the human head in online mode can endure 20 consecutive shots from a high-powered assault rifle. Also unreaslistic due to the fact that close proximity concusive blasts don't kill the opposing player instantly.

Fact: Nobody can truthfully deny this.
Socom2 can teach todays children that when they enter their first battle in WW3, it's perfectly safe to run straight into the enemy with only a 9mm and get head shots all the time without being nicked once by the enemies AK47s.
socom 2 by Blasty2k September 1, 2005

Old Holden 

Another way of desciribing a footjob, its derived from the classic Australian car the mach FJ Holden.
I got this girl home from the pub the other night and all i got was a lousy old holden.
Old Holden by omarthenugget August 5, 2008
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