the trap of life

i know how the rest of your life will be. you will get good grades to go to a good college to get the highest paying job you can and work for 50+ years, MAYBE get married, MAYBE have a couple kids, and then retire, travel around a bit, and die. makes you feel like life is a little pointless, doesn’t it.

you just got caught in the trap of life

the trap of life by trappedinlife January 16, 2019

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fug shot

When your browsing through some chicks online photo album thinking, hey this chick is pretty good looking, then come across a fug shot that shows her in all her bon bon munching fluffy slipper day after glory.

Fug shots are often hidden inbetween high contrast heavily air brushed softened self portrait shots.

"Fuck look at that fug shot, that was close nearly got burnt on that one"

fug shot by belboa August 7, 2005

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Titty Shuffle

A 4 fingered flick of the titty.

" I Titty Shuffled some girl last night Jeff. "

" Wicked. "

Titty Shuffle by Jake Paget October 7, 2007

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goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

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pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

pedophilia by JR April 14, 2005

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Kayden Rogers

A guy with a massive cock and is in general an amazing person he is usually all ways a magnet for girls and all the guys talk crap because they are just jealous of his massive cock and amazing person in general

Did you here Kayden Rogers is awesome

Kayden Rogers by Acoolguy6937 November 16, 2020