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daltons dick 

daltons dick is really really tall and is better than Israel in the bed FIND HIM
daltons dick by ccjckxkx April 29, 2019
Too Amazing for Words!!!

Also TSFW, too sexy for words.
Have you seen Thor? The movie sucked but the actor is TSFW!!!

Really? I thought the movie was TAFW. Thor was ugly.

Are you alive or what?
TAFW by naturegirl7 June 14, 2011

Queen Elizabeth II 

She ran out of totems💀
“Dude did you hear Queen Elizabeth II died”
Queen Elizabeth II by killingmyselfrn September 9, 2022
A vile woman whom has been known to be extremely mentally ill, Virgo based, and wretched. She thrives off of swindling people and living double lives, she has 12 personalities and truly doesn’t know which one she is. A true danger to all society and basic health in all manners. When seen do not approach at any motherfucking cost, if approached simply soothe your panic attack with acute smiling until she fucks off. She has low vibrations which correlate with the Tartarus vibrations and should NEVER be trusted. A true Katerina Petrova if you will. (But never valid)

The name Melissa shall henceforce be known as the cursed name and anyone that is named Melissa shall suffer an inhumane amount of mental illnesses, drug addiction problems, sex addict issues, and will grow up to leave their children behind to live with old men. Melissa can also be associated with the words wench, fucker, naw, and hell naw. Melissa all around is cancelled and never a valid name or person.
Guy 1- hey do you know Melissa?

Guy 2- yeah I caught my dad watching her soft porn

Guy 1- oh🫥
Guy 2- it was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Melissa by -a victim September 8, 2022

Monroment 

An occurence when the wind is strong and blows up a girls skirt, causing the girl to push down the aforementioned skirt in the style of Marilyn Monroe.
Wearing trousers today. Don't want to have a Monroment. I'm a classy bird.
Monroment by jeuilmieear March 12, 2011
The sexiest mofo in the world and people will refer to vijay's as fuck boys but most likely they are not they are just sexy and when girls see them they just wanna smash
I wish I was a vijay
Vijay by Venessa January 4, 2017
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