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Saint Travis 

Saint Travis was the patron saint of all things awesome. He was known for his busted up pickup truck in the thickets of the wilderness, where he harbored much of his craft in the art of feral dominance and wild-brewed libations.
Bless this great saint.

When you call someone a "saint Travis", you are holding them to the highest regard. You're telling him he is the hottest man alive, and you cannot control your loins when in his presence. Not to fear - though very well-endowed, a saint Travis is always a gentleman.
"Girl, that guy was a real saint. A saint TRAVIS, that is! He was hung like a stallion, I couldn't handle..."

"Regis, you really impressed me. You know how to hold your liquor. You're a saint Travis, if ever I met one. I'm giving you a raise."

"That saint Travis is climbing the town square holiday tree! I can just tell he'd be amazing in the sack."
Saint Travis by StTravis November 19, 2013
The perfect guy you'll ever meet, the hottest and the most sexiest.

has a 12 inch penis.
I really want prium to be my boyfriend.

I just wanna tear that sexy motherfucker up, fuck i wanna fuck you prium!
Prium by noname1045 April 5, 2009

Fork twisting 

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.
Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.
Fork twisting by moleycyrass January 1, 2015
Slang; noise used typically in chat randomly for no apparent reason.
<bob> hello
<frank> grt grt~!!!
grt grt by outlaw55 July 23, 2003

lactomangulation

when you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side
oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!
lactomangulation by Nick McQ August 14, 2003

flabnormal

How life will be if you partake of just fattening junk food and thus your body becomes unusually jiggly and bulgy.
President Taft lived such an incredibly flabnormal lifestyle dat when he finally passed, they buried him in a coffin da size of a piano case.
flabnormal by QuacksO June 28, 2025
The heat that radiates off of a McDonalds bag (preferrebly containing Snack Wraps) on a cold night at Vermont Tech.
"yo man, that mcheat is ballin, its fucking cold in the car."
McHeat by Texy January 6, 2009
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