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a person who fantasizes about eating apple ;)

they also wanna have babies with kabinash
“hey zeediha”
“ooh i love apples, i wanna eat out apples.”
zeediha by apple hater >:( November 27, 2023
Somebody who can not handle their alchohol after one sip of Smirnoff ice they are pissed

Omg she’s so drunk she’s so alarna
Alarna by lolmug June 11, 2018
Rationally & Irrationally, Ethicsorganically *CORRECT* aka TRUE

"We are dual existences, denizens of two worlds, the rational world of phenomena and the irrational world 'in itself'. Only a Natural Ethics capable of appealing to both can lay claim to stability. Yet in truth there is only one world."

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
They did the rhyte thing and *CLosed* again for *Saving Private *Life* against the Nex*Variant of Covid-19 aka Humanity's *Opportunity of a Species-Time* ... a Reality SHOW ... preset *NOW* on 'Last Chance'

Mother Nature played the Last Joker in the PACK.
Rhyte by PartisanZ June 19, 2023

xXeRazorXx 

A dude that is very silenced, but somehow friendly (this depends by some facts). People can recognize him from his big booty.
Hey, I see that he doesn't usually talk, but seems a nice person. Why?
I dunno, he's like xXeRazorXx
xXeRazorXx by A fellow dude February 6, 2019

Janzophillia 

The effect of a Janzen on other people cause them to have a hard time talking,pronouncing words and/or stuttering resulting in a very funny moment in the conversation.
Person 1: Heyy man, Whats up?

Person 2: Oh nothing just watching some T-t-t-tV

Person 1: hahahaha Man that was some bad Janzophillia
Janzophillia by JO11 January 11, 2012

Mystery Meat Buffet 

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
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