A bunch or people that push each other on the ground and or extreme pushing. Usually done by people that are two fat to dance, and don't want to put that kind of effort into anything. Usually have hair down to their shoulders parted right down the middle For head banging.

A god, godly being or celestial

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

Cactus Man

Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").

Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.

Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.

Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.

Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.

one word describing the past months since you (a cheating, deceiving, bastard) lied to me long enough to get what you wanted and then broke up with me over the phone.

What You Have.